INDIAN MOM:-

[Moheem]

INDIAN MOM:-


Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who
lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita
and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email
her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the
chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you
'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love,

Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother which read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you
'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found the chutney jar by now!!!!

Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Indian!

[888]

good one.

[ALi]

haha.... gud1

[888]

here's another indian related one:


Indian Marriage proposal

Madam,
>> >
>> >I am an olden young man living only with myself in
>> >Bangaloru. Having seen your advertisement for marriage
>> >purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope
>> >you will take me nicely.
>> >
>> >I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and
>> >big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is
>> >filled with hardness, as because am working hardly. I
>> >am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and
>> >I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I
>> >come running in for balling, other batters start
>> >running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls.
>> >
>> >I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at
>> >everyone. I am jolly. I am gay.
>> >
>> >Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
>> >I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am
>>always
>> >allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am.
>> >
>> >I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and
>> >I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every
>> >morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like
>> >anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want
>> >you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
>> >bells in the gym.
>> >
>> >I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is
>> >always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I
>> >am living with myself only. What to do?
>> >
>> >So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That
>> >is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will
>> >come in my house and take my things into your hand.
>> >
>> >If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will
>> >be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I
>>will
>> >stop pumping dumb bells in the gym.
>> >
>> >If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me,
>> >I will press you and press you until you come. So I am
>> >placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and
>> >looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
>> >for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
>> >
>> >Expecting soon,
>> >
>> >Yours and only yours
>> >C.S.V.L.T.Rao

[kartoos100]

lol rofl lmao

[.Zohair]

hahhahahhaha nice one

[RasHooD]

the best i have read yet on ub!

good one moheem... and also 888...

cheers

[TNT]

Nice one 888's post was nice too!